Cenk Uygur of The Young Turks came up with a metric while reviewing Game of Thrones: VIMS. VIMS stands for Violence, Intrigue, Mystery, Sex. He reckoned that Game of Thrones is such a massive success because it has all four.
Recently, I’ve been giving up on a lot of books and I think he’s onto something. I thought that he needed a H in that acronym for humour, but it turns out he’s right. Humour can’t sustain a story on its own.
I just started “Scriptlings” by Sorin Suciu about a week ago on the recommendation of a friend. I’ve gotten to about 35% through the book and I’m bored out of my mind.
The author’s style is great. Sorin Suciu can really write and has great phrases and analogies in the book, but that’s just not enough. Nothing has happened after 35%. No violence, no intrigue, no sex and the mystery of the world was solved after about twenty pages or so.
Before “Scriptlings”, I read “Year One” by Rob Reid and ran into the same problem. Rob Reid can really write, but nothing was happening a significant way through the book.
“Ready Player One” had the same problem, but I managed to persist with that one. Mostly because I can get to 25% or so through a book on style alone, but why should I have to?
E-publishing has made it possible to publish no matter how small your market, but that means that authors have a duty to be interesting. Without a filter on the market, authors need to be that filter for themselves.
I can forgive slightly sloppy writing and the occassional spelling mistake, but there is no greater sin in my opinion than being boring.
I may do a “Nitty Gritty” video on this in the near future, but in the meantime I’d appeal to authors out there. Don’t write boring books. I know you love your world, but the world is just the container for the story, it’s not the story itself. Remember to add the VIMS.
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