I finally ran out of coconut oil. I’ve been trying to ration it out, but you know how it is. I tried olive oil, but it just doesn’t have the same sheen to it. I tried to persuade Josie to make an emergency stop, but apparently my body is fine the way it is. I asked her if that meant I could stop working out every day and she told me not to go crazy.
I do like the way she feels my muscles when she thinks I’m not looking. She’d never come out and say it, but I kind of feel like that’s what I bring to our relationship. She has the brains and the bravery, I have the muscles. She needs a social conscience ray lifted and I’m right there waiting.
—Connor Conrad, UFS Greenstar
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