My experiments are progressing nicely. Josie walked in on them yesterday and I had to pretend it was a sex thing. The holotainment centre should really have a lock on it. However, I think I’ve finally managed it. I’m going to find a way unseat Josie as captain, clear my name and return to Earth as a hero. All I need is to disable the door to the holotainment centre and my army will walk out at my back and take over the ship.
I couldn’t get my first choice, the bloodthirsty Vikings Josie programmed. They laughed in my face and pushed me into the mud when I asked them. I couldn’t persuade the members of Hardtack’s crew either, but the holotainment centre came preprogrammed with a bunch of characters that were a lot more receptive. They live in a program called Miss Tinky’s Fairytale Forest, so they’re mostly talking mice and giant teapots, but they jumped right on board when I said there was an evil witch we had to take care of.
—Pol Andreasen, UFS Greenstar
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